Cast Of Characters

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A personal guide to SWAL’s revolving cast of characters and more:

* The Bunny Ranch / The Brothel – Desk job

* Boss – Boss of the desk job

* Bunnies / The Gigalos –  Desk job minions

* The WHS Pimp – Desk job partner in crime

* The BFF – Self explanatory

* The Fella – The BFF’s other half

* The In-Laws  – The BFF’s actual In-Laws…I only borrow them

* “K” – The only friend I have ever had with more intense hypochondria than me

* “A” – “K’s” fella

* “J” – Friend and Mama extraordinare.

* Mr. Cuteness – “J’s” baby.

* “M” / Marty – An actor and close bud. Mother of Bruce the horse-dog and Kaliope the cat

* “K.L.” – Marty’s hubby

*The Eyes – SM Queen and friend, with the outstanding feature of bigger doe-eyes than a Disney Ingenue. Seriously. They’re huge.

* Puff – My gun-totin’, pedi-lovin’, fabulous Bear cousin.

* JM– Theatre bud, Artistic Director, and an all-things movie-fanatical, freak

* Dame Builder – JM’s other half

* L.M. – Voice Coach, Theatre bud, beautiful being of elegant, naughty wit

* On The Boards – All things theatre

* Mdm. or Mr. Director – Whoever is bossing me around on stage at the time

* Harriet – My car

*Naughty Girl – My phone

* Daphne & Niles – My Fish

* Mrs. Johnson / Joan Crawford – Codes for the monthly misery, the latter when she’s particularly bitchy

*Gnome Idiot/Idiot Gnome/ The Gnome – The front-desk minion at the office

*Little B – The Gnome’s baby

*Cecil(y) – Cecily, of “Earnest” fame…a newer main-fixture friend

*Ben & Jerry & Barry – Cecil’s frogs & fish, whom I foster while she’s away in London for the Quarter

* (All fellow actors will be know via character name, to protect the guilty.)

5 Responses to “Cast Of Characters”

  1. Week Woman August 1, 2012 at 4:56 am #

    I *love* the pics on this blog – where are they from??

    • classicmoviewatcher August 1, 2012 at 9:03 am #

      Oh, just around…googled and “borrowed” from random sources. I’ve got a slew of someecards.com ‘s waiting for their day in the sun, too 😉

  2. amb July 20, 2013 at 5:18 pm #

    Your fish names made me laugh out loud. So happy to have found your blog!

    • She Writes A Little July 21, 2013 at 12:31 am #

      Hurray! I was happy to find yours 🙂 Ingrid as your poster girl, grabbed my attention at once!

      • amb July 21, 2013 at 8:45 am #

        Glad to hear it! Come visit anytime 🙂

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